List update...

So my life list totally needs an update... Ticked off bungee jumping, tattoo, getting my own place, doing a Scorpio on la pole, drinking a tequilla slammer and not throwing up, getting the heck out of the water forever! (Syncho anyhow), uni and other stuff I'm not going to mention on the off chance someone ever reads this :)

So currently....

1. Travelling (before I get too old and limbs freeze up/face collapses preferably!)
2. Learn how to make a souffle (and what one actually is). Ditto Creme Brulee.
3. Sky diving (currently have an idea with mine papa to do so with the Red Arrows)
4. Own a Longhorn Cowfish. This would so be my Daemon if I lived in His Dark materials world :)
5. Geek it up at a Convention (roll on October!)
6. Own something from net-a-porter.com and preferably fit it!
7. Learn how to do the 'Straight Edge' move on the pole without breaking anything.
8. Break a bone (I've never done it and everyone else has :( Feel left out!)
9. Steal a traffic cone (you miss out on this stuff if you don't get pissed)
10. Get my first marriage over and done with.
11. Work for Lush :)
12. Get another tattoo...something bigger!
13. See a live performance of Waiting for Godot or Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead.
14. Drink Whiskey
15. Go hiking somewhere impressive
16. Own a life-size (posable) skeleton.
17. Get advanced scuba license and dive somewhere really cool!
18. Go to South Africa to see the Meerkats!
19. Watch the Rocky Horror Show
20. Find God and ask him, 'what's up with wars and all that crap?'
21. Write something deep and meaningful and put it in a black box to be opened 50 years after my death.
22. Try hetreosexuality for a week....preferably with Jeff Hardy, yum!
23. Find out what 'logistics' means
24. Teach the whol planet the CORRECT use of apostrophes and adverbs!
25. Stop writing long lists to put off actually doing something!

Maybe I should just get some A3 paper...

Babble babble babble...

So this is irritating to me...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090615/tuk-topless-tourists-face-prosecution-6323e80.html

I mean, not that I particularly think everyone should wander around naked (I see hygenie problems here!) But surely if it's legal for men to go topless (as we see many bloated, fat, puffy men doing with their giant man-breasts) surely it should be legal for women too. I mean if you set these different standards you either say there is something wrong with women's bodies (no wonder 99% of us are self-conscious about our looks) or you create an air of mystery of 'virture' which encourages guys to act stupidly and instinctively try to ruin! No woman is a slut and no women is a saint. I'd say we're a mix but the stereotypes are so idiotic I don't even want to say that.

If we're truely supposed to be equal then body laws should be applied the same to both sexes, whatever country you're in. If women have to be covered ankle to wrist, fine! So long as guys do too. Though I hope we don't go back to woollen swimsuits :)

Ni hao!

So once more I find myself unable to contain my daily babble in simple conversation. When this happens I have the choice- make my brain run round in circles until the excess thoughts, opinions and deep wisdom goes away, or post it here for people to admire it's shiny newness!

As you see, I chose the latter :)

So first wise thought of the day.

Chocolate + Garlic Bread + more Chocolate + Pizza = oooooooooohhhhh argh.

Also I have found the perfect pet for the mermaid version of myself :) (Cazurial- she's got a rainbow coloured tail, water proof hair and a study swimsuit NOT seashells!) The Longhorn Cowfish. Saw it at Alton Towers a few days ago, now and then it pokes it's little antenni above the water and it's the cutest thing!

Okay, random babble for today over! Happy Easter!